FOOTYTATOR

An amateur football commentator of sorts. And what sort of sorts I’m not sure?

The AFL Bulldogs play the Hawks this week. The Hawks are like pirates. Cunning and ruthless. So really the Dogs must watch them like a Hawk, mm Hawks. It’s hard to know who will win this contest, but I’m going for the Dog’s by a dog’s breath over the cutthroat Hawks. Go Dogs. But not home, preferably, until the fat lady has sung her final note.